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One's gotta love Pratchett!
"Swish city bastards."
"They don't know what it's like to be up to the armpit in a cow's backside on a snowy night. Hah!"
"And there ain't one of 'em that — what're you talking about? You ain't got a cow."
"No, but I know what it's like."
"They don't know what it's like to get one wellie sucked off in a farmyard full of gyppoe and that horrible moment where you waves the foot around knowin' that wherever you puts it down it's going to go through the crust."
That is the difference between city people and real people, it is.
"Swish city bastards."
"They don't know what it's like to be up to the armpit in a cow's backside on a snowy night. Hah!"
"And there ain't one of 'em that — what're you talking about? You ain't got a cow."
"No, but I know what it's like."
"They don't know what it's like to get one wellie sucked off in a farmyard full of gyppoe and that horrible moment where you waves the foot around knowin' that wherever you puts it down it's going to go through the crust."
That is the difference between city people and real people, it is.
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