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Select 12 favorite characters from fiction, any fiction, and answer the questions about their interactions. Don’t read the questions before you make your list. (Er, I included movies and tv)

1 Boromir
2 Sharpe
3 Alec Trevelyan
4 Odysseus
5 Dimidov
6 Vimes
7 Spike
8 Faramir
9 Hagen von Tronje
10 Cthulhu
11 Lister
12 Hiro Protagonist

1. Who would make a better college professor, 6 or 11
... oh dear... have to go with 6, Vimes, but he'd fight tooth and nail and do excursions to the Shades...

2. Do you think that 2 would win the “Cutest Guy of the Year”?
DEFINITELY. And not just 'cutest guy, Sharpe would win 'Most Desirable Male'!

3. 12 sends 8 out on a mission. What is it? Does it succeed?
Hiro sends Faramir to liberate and disable the viral infection of hipsteritis. Relentless battle brings success!

4. What is or would be 9's favorite book?
Ilias, but I don't think Hagen von tronje was able to read

5. Would it make more sense for 2 to swear fealty to 6, or the other way around?
Hm... Sharpe and Vimes... that would depend entirely on which stage of their careers each of them is at. Both possible.

6. For some reason, 5 is looking for a roommate. Should (s)he share a studio apartment with 9 or 10?
Dimidov should move in with Tronje! Rooming with Cthulhu is bad for ones health!


7. 2, 7, and 12 have dinner together. Where do they go, and what do they discuss?
... that's Sharpe, Spike and Hiro... they go to the Bronze and talk about their heroines, dead and alive ;)

8. 3 challenges 10 to a duel. What happens?
Er... sorry Alec... 006 dies an insane death, Cthulhu means loss of both sanity and health points.


9. If 1 stole 8's most precious possession, how would she/he get it back?
??? Boromir stealing Faramir's most precious possession? No way.

10. Suggest a title for a story in which 7 and 12 both attain what they most desire.
*pets Spike and Hiro* Sidekick no more

11. What kind of plot device would you use if you wanted 4 and 1 to work together?
No plot device needed, I think Boromir and Odysseus would have no problem working together. Their job descriptions aren't that different ;) Hm, well, a war would help...

12. If 7 visited you for the weekend, how would you get along?
Spike visiting for the weekend? Well, he'd drag my CD collection down to the basement and pretend to eat my guinea pigs, but no problem! We'd have a grand time! Go to a concert/festival, watch movies, night drives... have fun!

13. If you could command 3 to perform any one task or service for you, what would it be?
Task for 006? can't answer, gets way too political

14. If 12 had to choose sides between 4 and 5, which would it be?
Hm... I think Hiro would side with Dimidov... not sure Hiro would be on a king's side of a conflict

15. What might 10 shout while charging into battle?
FHTAGN!

16. If you chose a song to represent 8, which song would you choose?
A song for Faramir... hm... that represents Faramir... have to go with Death In Fire by Amon Amarth

17. 1, 6, and 12 are having dim sum at a Chinese restaurant. There is only one scallion pancake left, and they all reach for it at the same time. Who gets to eat it?
Hiro ;) neither Boromir nor Vimes are that keen on speciality food

18. What might be a good pick-up line for 2 to use on 10?
None! Sharpe, no hitting on Elder Gods! Just be happy you got out of the battle of Trafalgar alive and let slepping cosmic horrors rest!

19. What would 5 most likely be arrested for?
Weeell... blowing up a competitor's ship with a rocket launcher would be... piracy?

20. What is 6's secret?
Vimes secret? That he's actually quite happy with his station in life by the end of the series

21. If 11 and 9 were racing to a destination, who would get there first?
Hagen, hands down. There is no end to the detours Lister would take ;)

22. If you had to walk home through a bad neighborhood late at night, would you feel safer in the company of 7 or 8?
Oh, I would be safe with either of them! Faramir would capture/disable any wrongdoers, Spike would eat them or get us invited for drinks and poker...

23. 1 and 9 reluctantly team up to save the world from the threat posed by 4's sinister secret organization. 11 volunteers to help them, but it is later discovered that s/he is actually a spy for 4. Meanwhile, 4 has kidnapped 12 in an attempt to force their surrender. Following the wise advice of 5, they seek out 3, who gives them what they need to complete their quest. What title would you give this fic?

Errrr... Boromir and Hagen von Tronje reluctantly team up to save the world from the threat posed by Odysseus' sinister secret organization. Lister volunteers to help them, but it is later discovered that he is actually a spy for Odysseus. Meanwhile, Odysseus has kidnapped Hiro Protagonist in an attempt to force their surrender. Following the wise advice of Dimidov, they seek out Alec Trevelyan, who gives them what they need to complete their quest. What title would you give this fic?
Error 666. Does.not.compute.