Quarantine meme

[openidwouldwork]

Nicked from nverland




1. Are you an Essential Worker?
yes

2. How many drinks have you had since the quarantine started?
none

3. If you have kids... Are they driving you nuts?
have not reproduced

4. What new hobby have you taken up during this?
none

5. How many grocery runs have you done?
dunno, every couple of days when I run out of fresh vegs

6. What are you spending your stimulus check on?
what's a stimulus check?

7. Do you have any special occasions that you will miss during this quarantine?
won't see my father at his birthday 'cause working someplace else

8. Are you keeping your housework done?
course. why shouldn't I?

9. What movie have you watched during this quarantine?
none

10. What are you streaming with?
my internet is not good enough for streaming. can only manage jerking.

11. 9 months from now is there any chance of you having a baby?
NO FUCKING WAY

12. What's your go-to quarantine meal?
? normal food

13. Is this whole situation making you paranoid?
no

14. Has your internet gone out on you during this time?
no more than usual

15 What month do you predict this all ends?
from veterinary experience I'd say a vaccine needs about a year, to get it worked out properly safe for humans a bit longer... next April

16. First thing you’re gonna do when you get off quarantine?
when the pools open again, I'm going swimming

17. Where do you wish you were right now?
right where I am

18. What free-from-quarantine activity are you missing the most?
swimming

19. Have you run out of toilet paper and hand sanitizer?
no; have no hand sanitizer at home, just work

20. Do you have enough food to last a month?
no